GALACTIC GULP: ALIEN FRUIT JUICE EXPOSED!

Zorp's Zesty Treat from the Frigid Reaches of space has become the latest craze on Earth! But are there dangers? This otherworldly concoction, made from unknown fruits and exotic plants, has caused quite a stir. Should you avoid it at all costs? Whispers abound about the effects of this potent juice. Many believe it grants superhuman strength and